MC Vapour - Simpsons chat

Tekst :

1,2 out to the sleepy sleepy crew

In springfield u ll find a family of marge bart lisa and maggie
and in the front room on the setee
u ll find a father watchin t.v
it s homer, the king of the show
drinking duff beer supplyed by moe
common sense it s always a no
and when ever sumthin s wrong he sez Doh
smithers n burns in the power plant
bart can skateboard but maggie can t
and then the old one he s the grampa
and flanders, howdy doodly neighbour

i m a mr. vapour, hyper, diggidy dapper dapper
vapour on fire
here to get u hyper
i m a dapper rapper in ayia napa
i d neva slap my bitch but i d slap a slaper
roll a fatter cigar, i m a phatter rapper
than the others eva were
a back 2 back dapper
i m a lyricist
nun of this
do u wanna test this
like this
the ladies luv this
play this
on a tape or a minidisc
like my stylist
put me on the guestlist
ladies they lie in
they luv me
they need me
i m sittin im a room and their screamin feed me
tease me
yeah baby please me
keep me
so u might just greet me
DANGER 20 million volts
in your body makes u fly like a caterpault
chewin on salt n malt vinegar
Gary Lineker
in the cinema
hush shut ya mouth let me finish
diminish

and there i ll finish

MC Vapour - Halloween

Tekst :

Olash! Whos ready?Whos ready?uh ha! b.o.d wit mc vapour flava for the ravea dida da danger danger mr ava rava ha do you like da sound of emotion you no y it was written in da paper this weekend coz ive bin drivin me mum and dad round the bend all they eva needed was a hand to lend but its all good now coz there on the mend there was first me mum nomber 1 the series i rated and she went on she was ......i was bringing on she woud holla at this guy say ur not my son my dad woud just holla get hot unda da colla spit when he shat in my face he wudnt swalla money gotta borrow ill pay ya bak 2mora i no i hav a dolla the pay not gettin betta my sis stuck in the middle of all this didnt wanna witness family business all the sickness of family business business from the family i ris false fm gonna make you say stu gotta lock ur doors gonna cum throu your roof and if u be unrude gonna lose ur tooth need lots of proof gotta we gonna hide ur kids take ur life burn your house rape ur wife but not gonna be blunt be sharp as a knife false fm tuppiside. bass line. b.o.d. going on sly and you know y

u avnt spotted me yet coz im 2 damn small
im sittin on ur lights in da hallway wall
2 out of the way 2 b noticed at all
can u guess wat it iz yet.....fly on the wall
interferin i can hear wat ur sayin
i didnt say bull durin the playin
eyes on the kids wen there outside playin
payin attention 2 attention there payin
sum say im lousey sum say im rude
keep payin me in the hand till i move 2 da grove
2 l8 mate my grove been chosed
stop tellin me 2 go away im not in the mood
im jus a fly on the wall mate thats my job
so give me a piece on ur corn on da cob
or take it up da batty hole from me and my mob
and u dnt get a say so......shut ur gob.

Just like that, this one fat and its b.o.d on the slipmat. Ahh the next ones fat aswell. This one! This one! Vote for vapour vote for vapour if ya dont wanna vote i kant make ya. slater neva gonna rate ya coz i hate ya rate ya vapour milkshake uh ha misbehavin array to the sound that i made make me live like a slave in a cave you made me turn in my grave u no y iv bin kidnapped no1s gonna set me free let me be on the mic to mc taking all my lyrics well away from me theyr neva gonna let my girlfriend stay with me they detest me they say u dont impress me 25 gretchins who all wanna test me press me to a table let the women all malest me caress me undress me time after time wrigling and jiggling to the bassline change on my roof so i tie up your eye and my spine and hanging around the waistline so please god show me a sign am i gonna b ok i dont wanna b here they all stink of beer and id ratha stay the hell away blow them away DJ! trying to blow them away for the y2k b.o.d next one! uh ha!

MC Vapour - Original bad boy

Tekst :

Well, I remember when I was at skool,
They treated me like I was a fool,
Punished me for tryin to act cool,
And they sat me in da class facin da wall,
Others had a larf but no fun for me,
I had maths when they had PE,
Practised for my GCSE,
I was told da rest were better then me,
In English, evri1 got C,
Not me they gave a G,
Pushed and kicked by older bully,
Cut my head on the ground and grazed up me knee,
Sent to skool on every birthday,
Hours detention every friday,
I had to work when others could play so I sed,this will be a DJ,
But no I became an MC,
And all of tha crew just listened to me,
Cos they knew I had potential you see,
And they all knew that I had it in me,
More respect come day by diggy day,
Bully moved right outta my way,
All because one day I sed hey im vapour,
And I m havin my say.

5 dayz a week im workin so hard,
I wanna keep chillin, cool in my yard,
cant b freed i neva can be barred,
im no laughin stock,
im no picture card,
do-la-ly,
im goin insane,
im ami-na-ma maniac mashin ya brain,
told you once ill go through it again,
that i run ya block,
and im your pain,
im, insane in the mambrane,
im a mi-na-ma maniac mashin ur brain,
give a double uppercut like lenny mclain,
insane in the mi-na-mi-na-mi-na membrane,
insane in the mi-na......................

football, vollleyball,basketball,
itz really cool, radical, not for the silly fool,
raquetball, tennis ball, squashball, proper small,
emma harrison, jordan, propa tall,
golf ball, baseball, lets get tropical,
netball, softball,
im neva gonna fall,
four star diesel,
come with the rocket fuel,
no alchohol wen ur on a call,
pam anderson, silicon, dappa don,
wen im on the mike, ima lyrical rappa man,
rip up the dance floor,
ima tapper man,
back to back,
lyrical rapper man,
agitate, irritate, levitate, hesitate,
motivate, activate, agitate, irritate,
levitate, hesitate,
box full of fishin bait,
get up on the mike,
get up on the dub-plate

Inne utwory

Losowe utwory

One too many girlfriends

Talkin bout a hot-wired kid who thought he knew it all
And what he didn t know, he didn t need to
Changin women like tires when their use wore thin
Retread feelings, that s all we knew
He s been runnin lights for years, grindin down those forward...

I want you to leave

You think I want you to leave,
Its not that simple to me,
It all depends on the mood,
Innocent thoughts are misconstrued

Neither of us can make tonight,
The separations are not right,
You think I want you to leave,
Its not that simple to me

I...

Victory

Intro: Notorious B.I.G.

One, one two
Check me out right here yo

Verse One: Puff Daddy

Yo, the sun don t shine forever
(BIG: You can turn the track up a little bit for me)
But as long as it s here then we might as well...

Reverse this curse

A withered past and a blurry future,
My hearts on an auction,
It goes out to the highest bid.

I live to fast, and I know I will lose her,
But there is an option, to die is to live in her head.

So I ll hang on, never let...

Halloween

Olash! Whos ready?Whos ready?uh ha! b.o.d wit mc vapour flava for the ravea dida da danger danger mr ava rava ha do you like da sound of emotion you no y it was written in da paper this weekend coz ive bin drivin me mum and dad round the bend...